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Hank Green
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My Phone
I didn't think it was for real Or it could be such a big deal That this hunk of silicon could save my life But now i've seen what it can do And after all that we've been through I had to write a song all about why
It can do anything It can even help me sing And yes it helped me find my soulmate It can be a lightsaber Help me find out if my neighbour is a registered sex offender in my state.
Been bitten by a vampire bat? Well there's an app for that Been deployed into heavy combat? Well there's an app for that In a fight with Yassar AraFat There's an app for that
Have you heard about my phone My phone's so sweet My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete One thing you've gotta understand My phone it holds my hand And I don't think you can comprehend how I don't even need a girlfriend now Cause my phone does everything
If I put it in my pants Suddenly I can dance And the ladies flock to me on the dancefloor And the one that I take home invariably loves my phone Too bad there's not an app for birth control Are you bored at the laundromat? Well there's an app for that Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Been feeling like you're getting fat? There's an app for that Forgetting when to feed your cat There's an app for that
Have you heard about my phone My phone's so sweet My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete One thing you've gotta understand My phone it holds my hand And I don't think you can comprehend how I don't even need a girlfriend now 'Cause my phone does everything
My finance application says I deserve a vacation It fixed the economy in Greece Steevie Jobs knows what he's doin In my opinion he's a shoein for this years nobel prize for peace You learning how to knit a hat? Well there's an app for that Your wife just gave birth to a cat? There's probably an app for that You wanna call your mom and chat? Well actually service is kinda spotty out here so I'll, I'll just call here when I get into town. Have you heard about my phone My phone's so sweet My phone owns your phone it makes my life complete One thing you've gotta understand My phone it holds my hand and I don't think you can comprehend how I don't even need a girlfriend now Cause my phone does everything And yes I mean everything
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